Thursday, April 29, 2004
5 Stupid Things I Have Done Due to Excessive Alcohol Consumption
So, one of my best girlfriends Floozy-Q is getting married in June and so we are getting together to drink some beer and show her a good time during her last big night out as single woman. So in honor of her bachelorette party my first List of 5 is going to be...
5 Stupid Things I Have Done Due to Excessive Alcohol Consumption:
5 Stupid Things CraezeeDaezee Has Done Due to Excessive Alcohol Consumption:
1. Drank a lot of Tequila shots at the Stonewall, then passed out on the floor in the bathroom stall at Murphy’s. It’s a good thing my girlfriend Floo came looking for me!
2. Drank so many Tequila shots at the Stonewall that I had to go to the Emergency Room because I threw up so hard that I enflamed the lining around my lungs and couldn’t breathe. (I think Floo was with me that night as well) Ok, so this is a real condition. They told me in the ER it is called Pleurisy, if you don't believe me just read for yourself Health Square
3. Drank a few too many beers one night and decided I was going to climb up and ride the Oil Field Pump in the back pasture. It's a pretty common form of recreation here in rural America. Let's just say, it's a lot further looking down from the top of an oil field pump than it seems when you're looking up at it from the bottom, and I almost didn't make it back down.
4. After one too many rounds of Asshole I took a dare to ride a bicycle down the street naked in the middle of the night. Apparently people do this as a hobby even though I only did it out of drunken stupidity. http://worldnakedbikeride.org/
5. Had 5 shots of what the bartender at Tumbleweed's informed me was Green Death (a tasty mixture of Everclear and Creme De Menthe). I can attest to the fact that it was indeed green in the shot glass, however it is pitch black when it comes back up! I spent the next day sitting in the walk-in refridgerator at work whenever I could get the chance and I even paid Floo a dollar to serve a table an order with chili on it because I was afraid I would throw up on them. If you're interested in mixing up your own Green Death recipe check here http://www.idrink.com/
Well there you have it my very first List of 5. What an entertaining stroll down memory lane this has been for me. The only thing I have left to say after writing these moments of my life down is this: Floo we used to drink too much! Talk to everyone later. ~Daezee
5 Stupid Things Floozy Has Done Due to Excessive Alcohol Consumption:
1. First off is making Daezee go to Shortcake's when I knew she was puking sick. I was hungover too, so I guess if I had to suffer so did she. That's friendship right? Watching her puke in the mopsink was pretty bad. We must have eaten corn.
2. I must say my nickname Floozy did not come from historical fact. My soon to be husband gave that to me when I was 18. Fresh faced party girl. I then moved on and earned a new nickname in Kansas City as Face Whore. Things were going great until I crossed the line and kissed Bear. Bear is a big burly HAIRY guy who works at The Peanut. I would not have remembered this tragic evening had my friends not relayed it to me the next day. Bad Move.
3. Recently, my cousin RockStar and I attended a grand event they hold in Stillwater called the Tumbleweed Calf Fry. They served wonderfully refreshing beverages which allowed us to think that changing shirts in the middle of the concert was normal activity. And then change them back. The pictures say it all.
4. Falling off the barstool in KC at the Beaumont. This is after we all (Daezee included) rode the mechanical bull without (sans RockStar) getting bucked off. It was the slowest fall I have ever experienced. All the other times I have slipped off chairs I have hit pretty quickly. Like at Ruthie's Keyhole which held 30 people max and I flashed the entire bar. My friend Al was there to pull my skirt back down. Swell.
5. I drank with my friend Franella and decided to drive home to my parent's land and reminisce with more beer. It had rained and my 85 blazer got stuck. So I said screw it and went to sleep. I woke up to horses eating my windshield wipers. Again I tried to get it out of the mud, no luck. So without shoes (I had left them at Franellla's house) I made the journey across the creek to my parent's. 2 funny things: 1 - I didn't get a single sticker or thorn in my feet and 2 - my Dad never indicated that he thought the situation was strange at all. So if I left any out it's because I have probably tried to forget them. Being a party girl/barfly for 10 years one tends to rack them up.
5 Stupid Things Edith Has Done Due to Excessive Alcohol Consumption:
1. Become very suspicious about some people at a party, accuse them of stealing the liquor we brought to the party, calling them, "white trash high school", when really the liquor was sitting safely in the back of my friend’s truck. (Oops, don't I feel dumb) Needless to say, I never got invited to a party at their house again.
2. Mooned my coworkers. Enough said. Later, a very attractive man at the party did kiss me, though. So, maybe my ass wasn't that bad looking.
3. Slapped some frat guy that I hardly knew in defense of my best friend and almost got kicked out of the party. Girl Power!
4. Puked on the floor of some random person's ***carpeted*** bedroom because I thought, "these daiquiris taste much better than the beer you are drinking and go so much better with that joint we're all smoking." Amazingly, my boyfriend cleaned it all up and nobody ever knew the difference
5. Kicked out of a bar in Amsterdam because we kept hounding the bartender for "American" drinks. Who gets kicked out of bar in Amsterdam!
5 Stupid Things I Have Done Due to Excessive Alcohol Consumption:
5 Stupid Things CraezeeDaezee Has Done Due to Excessive Alcohol Consumption:
1. Drank a lot of Tequila shots at the Stonewall, then passed out on the floor in the bathroom stall at Murphy’s. It’s a good thing my girlfriend Floo came looking for me!
2. Drank so many Tequila shots at the Stonewall that I had to go to the Emergency Room because I threw up so hard that I enflamed the lining around my lungs and couldn’t breathe. (I think Floo was with me that night as well) Ok, so this is a real condition. They told me in the ER it is called Pleurisy, if you don't believe me just read for yourself Health Square
3. Drank a few too many beers one night and decided I was going to climb up and ride the Oil Field Pump in the back pasture. It's a pretty common form of recreation here in rural America. Let's just say, it's a lot further looking down from the top of an oil field pump than it seems when you're looking up at it from the bottom, and I almost didn't make it back down.
4. After one too many rounds of Asshole I took a dare to ride a bicycle down the street naked in the middle of the night. Apparently people do this as a hobby even though I only did it out of drunken stupidity. http://worldnakedbikeride.org/
5. Had 5 shots of what the bartender at Tumbleweed's informed me was Green Death (a tasty mixture of Everclear and Creme De Menthe). I can attest to the fact that it was indeed green in the shot glass, however it is pitch black when it comes back up! I spent the next day sitting in the walk-in refridgerator at work whenever I could get the chance and I even paid Floo a dollar to serve a table an order with chili on it because I was afraid I would throw up on them. If you're interested in mixing up your own Green Death recipe check here http://www.idrink.com/
Well there you have it my very first List of 5. What an entertaining stroll down memory lane this has been for me. The only thing I have left to say after writing these moments of my life down is this: Floo we used to drink too much! Talk to everyone later. ~Daezee
5 Stupid Things Floozy Has Done Due to Excessive Alcohol Consumption:
1. First off is making Daezee go to Shortcake's when I knew she was puking sick. I was hungover too, so I guess if I had to suffer so did she. That's friendship right? Watching her puke in the mopsink was pretty bad. We must have eaten corn.
2. I must say my nickname Floozy did not come from historical fact. My soon to be husband gave that to me when I was 18. Fresh faced party girl. I then moved on and earned a new nickname in Kansas City as Face Whore. Things were going great until I crossed the line and kissed Bear. Bear is a big burly HAIRY guy who works at The Peanut. I would not have remembered this tragic evening had my friends not relayed it to me the next day. Bad Move.
3. Recently, my cousin RockStar and I attended a grand event they hold in Stillwater called the Tumbleweed Calf Fry. They served wonderfully refreshing beverages which allowed us to think that changing shirts in the middle of the concert was normal activity. And then change them back. The pictures say it all.
4. Falling off the barstool in KC at the Beaumont. This is after we all (Daezee included) rode the mechanical bull without (sans RockStar) getting bucked off. It was the slowest fall I have ever experienced. All the other times I have slipped off chairs I have hit pretty quickly. Like at Ruthie's Keyhole which held 30 people max and I flashed the entire bar. My friend Al was there to pull my skirt back down. Swell.
5. I drank with my friend Franella and decided to drive home to my parent's land and reminisce with more beer. It had rained and my 85 blazer got stuck. So I said screw it and went to sleep. I woke up to horses eating my windshield wipers. Again I tried to get it out of the mud, no luck. So without shoes (I had left them at Franellla's house) I made the journey across the creek to my parent's. 2 funny things: 1 - I didn't get a single sticker or thorn in my feet and 2 - my Dad never indicated that he thought the situation was strange at all. So if I left any out it's because I have probably tried to forget them. Being a party girl/barfly for 10 years one tends to rack them up.
5 Stupid Things Edith Has Done Due to Excessive Alcohol Consumption:
1. Become very suspicious about some people at a party, accuse them of stealing the liquor we brought to the party, calling them, "white trash high school", when really the liquor was sitting safely in the back of my friend’s truck. (Oops, don't I feel dumb) Needless to say, I never got invited to a party at their house again.
2. Mooned my coworkers. Enough said. Later, a very attractive man at the party did kiss me, though. So, maybe my ass wasn't that bad looking.
3. Slapped some frat guy that I hardly knew in defense of my best friend and almost got kicked out of the party. Girl Power!
4. Puked on the floor of some random person's ***carpeted*** bedroom because I thought, "these daiquiris taste much better than the beer you are drinking and go so much better with that joint we're all smoking." Amazingly, my boyfriend cleaned it all up and nobody ever knew the difference
5. Kicked out of a bar in Amsterdam because we kept hounding the bartender for "American" drinks. Who gets kicked out of bar in Amsterdam!
